WHEN CONFRONTED BY THE SUPERNATURAL, YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO BE VALIANT, SMART, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: FINNISH! HERE'S HOW!

From the weakened gall-bladder and twisted mind of Becky M. Wilder, the same creature behind Eastbound Homebound, comes a text based adventure game taking you on a shopping trip to a local town in rural Finland, but with a twist: Satan! Who saw that coming?

In the quaint, chilly Finnish countryside, a lonely man named Henri Hämäläinen lives alone in a cabin with nothing more than a bootleg copy of a newspaper dated to 1899, a rusty old knife, a decaying rubber spatula and a cracked mirror.

When a washed-up politician stumbling his way through the forest drunkenly recites a Satanic ritual, Henri's trusty mirror comes to life and immediately begins preaching about the end times, staying calm, and a severe lack of women.

Armed with a talking mirror and the few trinkets he calls "company", Henri leaves his log cabin (that he hasn't disembarked from in 22 years) to head into town, and figure out why demons, aliens and biblically accurate angels are insulting him.

PLAY CELSIUS:

CELSIUS: STAY CALM! is coming soon to a Microsoft Windows computer, a Macintosh, and a Linux machine near you!

HOW TO PLAY:

See this page to learn how to play.